In the alternate world, there's a voice. I can hear it. It's always been there, like it was on the other side of the wall – even when I was standing in the vast, flat, prairies of wehre I live. I wonder… I thin– Why do people wonder? Why do people think? Why do we ask questions, and use the word 'why'? Wondering is to internally question something. Thinking is the same. People ask questions to learn, and 'why' asks questions. Why do we keep things to ourselves? Why don't we say it out? Why do we have words with same meanings that are so different? And why do we LEARN? Sometimes we have notes that are private. Thoughts that should be kept to oneself. There are different words with the same meanings in English because, well, English is weird. And we learn because our parents force us to. Why are some things private? Who created the "weird" language of English? BTW, that's the first time I've used 'who' and not 'why'. And why do our parents force us to? Some things are private because it might hurt somebody. I don't know who created English. Whoever he was, he must've been a weirdo. And stank like cheese. (No offense to mice.) At some times we use 'who'. And our parents force us because adults think they are smart. What kind of thoughts will hurt? And he must've been a laughingstock. Why do we use 'who'? And 'what'? Actually, how many of those words are there?? Why do adults think they are smarter? Well, rude words could make someone feel bad. And whoever created English must've — oh. Nobody created English. It just… Kind of became on its own. There are a lot of words like 'why' and 'what' and 'who'. There's who, what, when, where, why, how, could, would, can, do, can't, don't, won't, couldn't, wouldn't, is, and are. Adults think they are smarter because they are older. Oh. So rude words make people feel bad… It's a pity we can't make fun of the person who created English now. That's a lot of words. I can't even keep track of them! Adults are weird. Yeah… well, we can make fun of adults now. But let's not. Because rude words will make them feel bad, and then they'll ground us and make us learn. And that's not all the words there are. Huh. English is such a weird language. It is. Why– Oh, stop it! I'm done with all your questioning. And there! I've finally become the one that cut you off, and not the other way around!